So it would seem that my life really IS quite the gag reel.

Two different friends asking me to marry them for money, putting me in a tough situation, and in the end I turned them both down very directly. I'm not getting involved in that shit.

A certain 17-year-old (and coworker), asked me to tell him sexual stories of mine (and told me to include all erotic detail), putting me in a possibly-illegal situation. Although sexy, I had to decline that, too.

A friend who used my design without asking me for his own seperate project, the same one as mentioned below, and then he tried to make ME look like the ass when I confront him about it.

People begging me to do something and then once I do it, all they can do is complain about something they dislike about it and do their own anyway, completely disregarding mine.

People saying one thing and then doing another.

People being inconsiderate fucks, acting like rabid dogs. I don't much like the holidays.

Some days everyone is laughing but me, and some days I'm the only one laughin'.

Laughing by myself.